Very Funny "Dad Fixes" List T-Shirt

The definitive list of universal "What Would Dad Do"—a sacred, yet often baffling, collection of problem-solving techniques passed down through generations. What's happening here is the high-stakes cataloguing of essential male wisdom, where the only true tool is duct tape, the answer to all complex machinery malfunctions is a solid "turning it off and back on again," and the ultimate solution to any intractable home repair is simply to introduce a bigger hammer. We are chronicling the moment-by-moment triumph of stubborn determination over logic, where all credit for success is taken immediately, and all blame for failure is efficiently, and without question, transferred to your mother.