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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

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  • Available in 325 ml or 443 ml
  • Dimensions:
    • 325 ml: 8.1 cm D x 9.7 cm H
    • 443 ml: 8.6 cm D x 11.4 cm H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Start your mission the right way — with caffeine and plausible deniability. This sleek ceramic mug features the stylised Vostok Directive logo stamped over a classified document background, paired with the bold proclamation: “Access Denied Until Caffeinated.” Perfect for late-night hackers, rogue journalists, and under-caffeinated agents everywhere. Whether you’re decrypting a regime-toppling file or just surviving a Monday meeting, this mug sends a clear message: no access without coffee. ✔️ Dishwasher safe ✔️ Surveillance resistant (mostly) ✔️ Designed for operational beverages only Brew responsibly. Contents may include secrets.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating22.3K Total Reviews
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Easy to order online. I had to get in touch regarding the customizing- response was prompt and helpful. Mug arrived perfectly customized, and well within the expected delivery time frame.
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Very happy with the printing and overall quality of the personalized welcome pack for our employees. Great quality and placement, very happy with how it turn out!
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Very pleased with the product. Arrived well packaged in one piece and looks good. Exactly as per picture.

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Product ID: 256303034401788602
Posted on 17/06/2025, 3:09 PM
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