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What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Tea Towel

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    Style: Tea Towel 40.6 cm x 61 cm

    Brighten up any kitchen with a set of new kitchen towels! Made of durable poly-blend, these towels are great for drying and will look vibrant with your text, monogram or artwork. Designed for a lifetime of use, these machine washable kitchen towels look great and clean up well, too!

    • Dimensions: 40.6 cm x 60.9 cm
    • Durable woven polyester / polyamide blend microfibre; 80% Polyester / 20% Polyamide
    • Machine washable
    • Made and shipped from the USA
    Creator Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 40.6 cm x 60.9 cm (16" x 24"). For best results please add 1.8 cm (5/7") bleed..

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    What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Tea Towel

    What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Tea Towel

    A hilarious retro-inspired Newfoundland dog design featuring a fluffy black Newf proudly holding a tray of chocolate chip cookies beneath the cheeky phrase, “What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me.” With vintage mid-century colours, distressed textures, and playful atomic starbursts, this artwork perfectly blends sweet charm with sarcastic humour. Ideal for Newfoundland lovers, dog moms, dog dads, bakers, and anyone who appreciates a little dark humour served with cookies.
    NottaBear
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    Hubbard, Oregon, United States
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    Product ID: 256750322341110445
    Posted on 7/06/2026, 10:27 PM
    Rating: G