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When Your Guard Dog Forgets Their Job Description Poster

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Paper Type: Value Poster Paper (Semi-Gloss)

Your walls are a reflection of your personality, so let them speak with your favorite quotes, art, or designs printed on our custom Giclee posters! High-quality, microporous resin-coated paper with a beautiful semi-gloss finish. Choose from standard or custom size posters and framing options to create art that’s a perfect representation of you.

  • Gallery quality Giclee prints
  • Ideal for vibrant artwork and photo reproduction
  • Semi-gloss finish
  • Pigment-based inks for full-color spectrum high-resolution printing
  • Durable 185gsm paper
  • Available in custom sizing up to 60”
  • Frames available on all standard sizes
  • Frames include Non-Glare Acrylic Glazing

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When Your Guard Dog Forgets Their Job Description Poster

When Your Guard Dog Forgets Their Job Description Poster

Scare Them With Kindness – When Your "Guard Dog" Forgets Their Job Description Witness the epitome of Great Dane life: one harlequin beauty completely upside down in the grass, paws flailing joyfully in the air, living their best derp life. This hilarious poster captures a playful Great Dane mid-wiggle doing what they do best—being absolutely ridiculous while looking magnificent. The bold yellow typography declares "scare th' em with kind ness" cascading down the image, perfectly complementing this gentle giant's philosophy: Why be intimidating when you can be inviting for belly rubs? The tagline below says it all: "GREAT DANE - Impressive stature. Minimal self-awareness." Because that's the Great Dane paradox in one photo—they're imposing, elegant, majestic... until they flip upside down with zero regard for dignity and demand belly scratches like an oversized puppy. Those giant paws reaching skyward? Pure joy. That spotted belly exposed to the world? Ultimate trust and zero survival instincts. Perfect for Great Dane owners who understand that the only thing these gentle giants scare is your furniture with their enthusiastic tail wags. Ideal for anyone who knows the reality behind "guard dog" breeds—they're more likely to invite burglars in for snuggles than actually protect anything. Customise with your own Great Dane's goofy upside-down moment to celebrate their spectacular lack of dignity and abundance of love!

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By Donna Y.2 June 2022Verified Purchase
Print, Size: 60.96cm x 91.44cm, Media: Value Poster Paper (Semi-Gloss)
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I originally ordered this print in a larger size but was not pleased with the clarity of it. When I contacted Zazzle, they responded really quickly and were very helpful. I was able to reorder the print in a smaller size and it was shipped to me within a couple of weeks. The print was packaged well to ensure there was no damage during transit (Eco friendly, too!), and I am really pleased with it. I am so grateful to the customer service team for the professional way they handled my order. I had this printed on matt finish card and I was really pleased with the quality. The colours were rich and the image sharp.
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By Mignon G.22 December 2021Verified Purchase
Print, Size: 41.91cm x 64.77cm, Media: Value Poster Paper (Semi-Gloss)
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Very happy with this product. No complaints.
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By Vincent H.5 November 2024Verified Purchase
Print, Size: 121.92cm x 81.28cm, Media: Value Poster Paper (Semi-Gloss)
Arrived very fast, even three days early. Havent opened as i will wgive to my framer next week. But the team were amazing to deal with and i highly recomend based on that alone! Oh, and im from NZ. .

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Product ID: 256466321483766957
Posted on 16/01/2026, 4:09 PM
Rating: G