Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

Woman Without a Man is Like a Fish Without a Car" – Funny Greeting Card The perfect card for feminists with a sense of humour! This cheeky, sarcastic greeting card turns outdated stereotypes into a bold punchline—because nothing says "I don’t need a man" like absurdist wit. Why It’s a Hit: ✔ premium matte card – Thick, luxe paper that feels as good as the joke lands. ✔ Blank inside – Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or "just because" shade. ✔ Feminist humour – For the friend who laughs at clichés while dismantling them. Give It To: Your single BFF who’s thriving Anyone who says "you’ll change your mind" Yourself (taped to your fridge for daily affirmation) Pair With: A wine gift card, a copy of We Should All Be Feminists, or a straight-faced "I’m serious" stare. Envelope included. Fish and patriarchy not included.