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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from multiple unique paper types, printing options, and shapes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Standard white envelope included
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm. For best results please add 0.15 cmbleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

Woman Without a Man is Like Fish Without Car CARD

Woman Without a Man is Like a Fish Without a Car" – Funny Greeting Card The perfect card for feminists with a sense of humour! This cheeky, sarcastic greeting card turns outdated stereotypes into a bold punchline—because nothing says "I don’t need a man" like absurdist wit. Why It’s a Hit: ✔ premium matte card – Thick, luxe paper that feels as good as the joke lands. ✔ Blank inside – Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s, or "just because" shade. ✔ Feminist humour – For the friend who laughs at clichés while dismantling them. Give It To: Your single BFF who’s thriving Anyone who says "you’ll change your mind" Yourself (taped to your fridge for daily affirmation) Pair With: A wine gift card, a copy of We Should All Be Feminists, or a straight-faced "I’m serious" stare. Envelope included. Fish and patriarchy not included.

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.16 May 2021Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Love that there is a bit of humour with it. Quality card. Really good, clean print job
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Kelsy J.24 January 2021Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Perfect and beautiful. Printing was fantastic, exactly what I thought it would be
5 out of 5 stars rating
By M.6 October 2022Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Absolutely amazing! Exactly what i was looking for. Turned out better colourwise then i expected so im insanely happy!

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Product ID: 256669458275193365
Posted on 4/04/2025, 5:01 PM
Rating: G