You don't have no whistlin' what? T-Shirt

Let freedom ring—with or without the scooter stick! This hilariously chaotic firework-themed tee features one of the most iconic rapid-fire lines listing every explosive gadget imaginable: whistlin’ bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, hoxxey lighters, hoosker doos (and don’ts), cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, and yes… even the elusive whistlin’ kitty chaser. Perfect for 4th of July parties, backyard barbecue shenanigans, firework lovers, and anyone who appreciates comedy delivered at 100 mph. Colorful rockets, bursts, and spark effects make the design pop right off the shirt — loud, bold, and ready to get a laugh before the fuse is even lit. A must-have for pyros, jokesters, and anyone who can recite this quote with pride.