You know you're an EOD Wife if... T-Shirt

This is what is on the shirt! 1-You can't watch a movie that has anything to do with explosives or the Bomb Squad without hearing "they're doing it wrong" or “that would never happen” and all you want to do is make it through the whole movie. 2-You have seen your husband kiss men and you don’t question his sexuality but yet wonder why he doesn’t kiss you like that. 3-You hear “I could make an IED out of that” about every piece of electronic equipment your husband sees. 4-You see an EOD Tech in the newspaper and you say “nice picture, you owe beer”! 5-You hear "I am sorry!" after you have told someone what your husband does for a living... then question how long you've been married. 6-You second guess yourself as you're wearing your “Bomb Squad” hoodie to the airport and ask yourself if the backpack going through the airport scanner has any trace of C4 on it. 7-Your husband goes to court often and his fine is owing beer. 8-You're happy to talk about crabs. CRABS OVER CASTLES, BABY! 9-Your kid wants to have their birthday party at daddy’s work so they can play with bombs, robots and put the bomb suit on! 10-Your husband says “I'm sorry I didn't call, I was out saving the world one IED at a time”.