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TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you.
No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you.
And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
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I Pooped Today! 6 Cm Round Badge
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Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
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USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
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I Love Food Stamps Bumper Sticker
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Rude Penguin: F*ck You Holiday Card
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Please Die Soon Card
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Rude Penguin: I'm Gonna Eat You Holiday Card
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Celebrate Alcohol Holiday Card
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Suck It, Santa Holiday Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present
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I'm Sorry You Feel That Way Card
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You Are Horrible
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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I Hate Your Band
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If You Were a Zombie Card
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Superficial Jesus Holiday Card
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