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Whether you farted on the first date, declared your love at the wrong time, or lied about your birth control, we can clear up whatever's left you feeling awkward. Hint: If the number of cards seems sparse, change the content filter from "safe" to something braver.

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I'm sorry for pooping in your bed. card
I'm sorry for pooping in your bed. card
Sale Price $5.92. Original Price $8.45.
Thanks for the cream pie! thank you card
Thanks for the cream pie! thank you card
Sale Price $5.81. Original Price $8.30.

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Thanks for not pointing out the obvious! thank you card
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Thanks for not pointing out the obvious! thank you card
Sale Price $5.81. Original Price $8.30.
I might be pregnant. announcement
I might be pregnant. announcement
Price$10.10
Santa Hates You and So Do I Holiday Card
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Santa Hates You and So Do I Holiday Card
Sale Price $5.43. Original Price $7.75.
I'm sorry for pooping in your bed. card
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I'm sorry for pooping in your bed. card
Sale Price $5.92. Original Price $8.45.
Thanks for getting me wet! thank you card
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Thanks for getting me wet! thank you card
Sale Price $5.81. Original Price $8.30.
Happy Consumerism! Holiday Card
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Happy Consumerism! Holiday Card
Sale Price $5.43. Original Price $7.75.
I'm sorry I farted Card
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I'm sorry I farted Card
Sale Price $5.92. Original Price $8.45.
Knock me up now!
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Knock me up now!
Sale Price $7.07. Original Price $10.10.
Thanks for the cream pie! thank you card
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Thanks for the cream pie! thank you card
Sale Price $5.81. Original Price $8.30.
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