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I used to taunt the Amish, but I have changed my ways. I now only mock them in my sleep. Join me. In mocking, not necessarily sleep. I should note that all of our t-shirts are due to the collective genius of myself and my roommates Ryan and Nathan the Actor.
NOT GETTING LAID T-Shirt
FETUS T-Shirt
FETUS T-Shirt
Price$43.70
GROW A BEARD T-Shirt