Cleveland_Coasters

A message for fellow Browns fans: Well, we’re terrible again and getting beaten up by some of the worst teams in the league once again. We’ve tried to resurrect the Browns magic of old for almost 20 years, but it’s time for a fresh start. Now hear me out… Introducing, for the first time, the mighty CLEVELAND COASTERS. Think of the Coasters as the bizarro Browns. We make good picks, we win, we bring the world joy rather than pain. Join the fan club today!! Name? Coasters. Like, the Roller Coasters at our beloved Cedar Point. What’s that you say?? ROLL COASTERS! Colors? The Coasters name also refers to the sometimes-beautiful Lake Erie coast. So our colors naturally are Lake Erie Blue… and Lake Erie Green. Fan Club? Rather than the Browns Backers, introducing, the Coasters Boasters! Join today!! Stadium? We're thinking a giant roller coaster around the perimeter of the stadium where every time we score (which will be OFTEN), it takes riders for a celebratory trip. That’s another Coasters FIRST DOWN!! Are You Ready To Roll??? Join the groundswell and sport some Coasters gear around town. Even if they exist only in our heads, it feels so good. ROLL COASTERS!!! - Lifelong Browns fans and devoted Coasters Boasters, Dean Rutledge and Ryan Knapp