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For curmudgeons everywhere. Enough of the rosy, sunny and politically correct. We're grumpy and proud of it. We celebrate our fellow curmudgeons, purveyors of contrarian truth.

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National Curmudgeon Day Button
National Curmudgeon Day Button
Price$8.10
Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
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Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
Sale Price $32.64. Original Price $38.40.
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
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"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
Sale Price $36.64. Original Price $43.10.
Official Curmudgeon Nap Pillow
Official Curmudgeon Nap Pillow
Price$76.85
National Curmudgeon Day T-Shirt
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National Curmudgeon Day T-Shirt
Sale Price $37.83. Original Price $44.50.
Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
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Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
Sale Price $38.17. Original Price $44.90.
The Curmudgeon Files Mug
The Curmudgeon Files Mug
Price$37.40
Curmudgeons-Keepers of Contrarian Truth T-shirt
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Curmudgeons-Keepers of Contrarian Truth T-shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
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"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
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Oyster Shucking T-shirt
Oyster Shucking T-shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
Curmudgeon University Mug
Curmudgeon University Mug
Price$38.75
Curmudgeons-Keepers of Contrarian Truth T-shirt
Curmudgeons-Keepers of Contrarian Truth T-shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
Sale Price $32.64. Original Price $38.40.
Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
Sale Price $38.17. Original Price $44.90.
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
Curmudgeon "Pace Your Complaining" T-Shirt
Curmudgeon "Pace Your Complaining" T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.64. Original Price $38.40.
Official Curmudgeon Nap Pillow
Official Curmudgeon Nap Pillow
Price$76.85
National Curmudgeon Day Button
National Curmudgeon Day Button
Price$8.10
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Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
Harlan Crank, Curmudgeon "Touch Toes" T-shirt
Sale Price $32.64. Original Price $38.40.
"I'm only speeding because I really have to pee." Bumper Sticker
"I'm only speeding because I really have to pee." Bumper Sticker
Price$9.70
Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
Corollary to Murphy's Law T-Shirt
Sale Price $38.17. Original Price $44.90.
Curmudgeon "Pace Your Complaining" T-Shirt
Curmudgeon "Pace Your Complaining" T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.64. Original Price $38.40.
"Two Kinds of People" Curmudgeon Mug
"Two Kinds of People" Curmudgeon Mug
Price$42.10
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
"Proud to be a Curmudgeon-American" T-Shirt
Sale Price $39.74. Original Price $46.75.
National Curmudgeon Day Mug
National Curmudgeon Day Mug
Price$37.40
The Curmudgeon Files Mug
The Curmudgeon Files Mug
Price$37.40
National Curmudgeon Day Button
National Curmudgeon Day Button
Price$8.10
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