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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones!
Tell them how you really feel.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
Price$37.15
DAYS ARE BAD mug
Price$29.90
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Price$29.30
"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
Price$43.70
"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
Price$26.55
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"I'm not giving up" poster (landscape)
Price$33.25
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"I'm not giving up" poster (portrait)
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I want to get back in touch with you (original) card
Sale Price $4.39. Original Price $5.85.
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Funny Birthday: Cake Full of Spiders Card
Sale Price $4.54. Original Price $6.05.
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Age is just a feeling funny birthday card
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Funny Birthday: Count the Rings Card
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