About
Originally from Texas, I transplanted to Massachusetts and grew some new roots. I collect stories the way most people collect lint -- in strange and unexpected places, often without even realizing it. Although an engineer by training, I'm more likely to pull a story out of my tool belt than a hammer.
I also love to make things, and Zazzle is a great creative outlet for that.
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Brat: Truth in advertising Hoodie
Sale Price $71.28. Original Price $79.20.
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Your own TV show T-Shirt
Sale Price $28.13. Original Price $31.25.
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No Striding T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
Yellow rubber ducky tie
Price$64.70
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I'm growing impatient
Sale Price $6.35. Original Price $7.05.
Time Expired mousepad
Price$22.65
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Stay back shirt
Sale Price $42.71. Original Price $47.45.
A (little) dog's life -- mousepad
Price$22.65
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Yellow rubber ducky T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
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Hamburger Marriage -- ASL play on words Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price $31.37. Original Price $34.85.
Yellow rubber ducky trucker hat
Price$36.40
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Keep a green tree in your heart ornament
Sale Price $27.33. Original Price $32.15.
Happy sunshine tie
Price$64.70
Happy sunshine t-shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
One eyed green monster key ring
Price$17.85
Grey, black, and white cab driver card
Sale Price $31.36. Original Price $39.20.
One eyed green monster classic round sticker
Sale Price $15.77. Original Price $18.55.
Cute as a button notebook
Price$22.65
Hamburger Marriage -- ASL play on words Two-Tone Coffee Mug
Sale Price $31.37. Original Price $34.85.
Hamburger Marriage -- ASL play on words Tie
Price$64.70
Hamburger Marriage Hoodie
Sale Price $79.38. Original Price $88.20.
Let it begin with me. Dove Peace T-shirt
Sale Price $49.55. Original Price $55.05.