Evil Cheese

Evil Cheese was born under the blood moon in a cow of darkness. Since that day he has been gaining in power and evilness in his bid to take over the universe. Hunted relentlessly by the infamous bounty hunters Bacon Baddie and Onion Ring; Evil Cheese has had more adventures than the Famous Five, more ladies than James Bond and more brown sauce than Frank Bruno. Support Evil Cheese, support awesomeness (...and total destruction).