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I'm a boring, married dad. My days of cool (like when I was a karaoke MC at a tiki bar) are far gone. Now I just sit in my little spare bedroom and try to figure out how to make cool web sites.
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BBQ Accident Standard Apron
Price$41.25
Haiku About Bacon Standard Apron
Price$45.30
Dad Joke - Fish Oil T-Shirt
Price$54.00
BBQ Accident T-Shirt
Price$45.45
Haiku About Bacon T-Shirt
Price$47.50
Haiku For Bacon Lovers T-Shirt
Price$38.70
IS IT 9 MONTHS YET? T-Shirt
Price$48.90
Hebro T-Shirt
Price$41.00
Alien Snapshot T-Shirt
Price$45.45
Football Princesses T-Shirt
Price$45.45
Stoner Brownies Dog T-Shirt
Price$37.00
Quitting Smoking Is Hard - Greeting Card
Price$6.00
La Parepa T-Shirt
Price$50.00
Bacon - It Makes The Pain Go Away T-Shirt
Price$43.25
Very, Very Naughty (dark shirt) T-Shirt
Price$45.45