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The story begins with a young human who wanted to grow up and change the world. That human grew up and realized that the world was beyond saving. Now that human makes stupid shirts and greeting cards for other humans who are equally disenfranchised.

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Happy Birthday, I guess Card
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Happy Birthday, I guess Card
Sale Price $5.33. Original Price $7.10.
A card without a gift, is its own gift.
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A card without a gift, is its own gift.
Sale Price $4.84. Original Price $6.45.
Small, 4" x 5.6" Folded Greeting Card
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Small, 4" x 5.6" Folded Greeting Card
Sale Price $5.10. Original Price $6.80.
You've Aged - and you are still a disappointment Card
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You've Aged - and you are still a disappointment Card
Sale Price $6.38. Original Price $8.50.
Something You'd Like - An Ugly Birthday Card
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Something You'd Like - An Ugly Birthday Card
Sale Price $6.42. Original Price $8.55.
Valentines Day, and murder Holiday Card
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Valentines Day, and murder Holiday Card
Sale Price $4.92. Original Price $6.55.
Mothers Day, thanks for everything Thank You Card
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Mothers Day, thanks for everything Thank You Card
Sale Price $5.25. Original Price $7.00.
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