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I change tires with my *tongue* and my *tool*! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made *Mother Nature* wait up for me to bleed my pterodactyl! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty *will*. My physical type *cannot* be classified by science, my `familiar' is a giant lizard, I feed it aliens! But YAH-HOOOO! let the dinosaurs bear witness! I am a *Moray Eel*, I am a *Komodo Dragon*, I am the *Killer Whale bereft of its pup*! I am the goddamn Man of the Future, I am a Crime Fighting Master Criminal!
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