About
My name is Jessica. I'm an English major, a feminist, an atheist and an off-the-wall general weirdo. I'm madly in love with my very best friend. I enjoy power chords, literature and my capacity for independent thought. In short, I'm one of those shifty degenerates about which your mother warned you.
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View All ProductsFree Hugs! T-Shirt
Sale Price $38.64. Original Price $45.45.
Haiku poems are neat T-Shirt
Sale Price $36.81. Original Price $43.30.
English nerds do it well. T-Shirt
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Rosie T-Shirt
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I put the "Dang!" T-Shirt
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Be wary of Poets. T-Shirt
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Feminist in training T-Shirt
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I hate to say I told you so, T-Shirt
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Free hugs! T-Shirt
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God is unbelievable! T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.17. Original Price $47.25.
The Monkey Made Me Do It. Baby T-Shirt
Sale Price $23.04. Original Price $27.10.
Check out this sloth! T-Shirt
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Evolution totally rules! T-Shirt
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I heart tattooed sailors. T-Shirt
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A squared plus B squared T-Shirt
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I made you a mix tape... T-Shirt
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Can you keep a secret? T-Shirt
Sale Price $29.20. Original Price $34.35.
They left me out of the bible! T-Shirt
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