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Got a cynical outlook on life? So do we! Let's share our sarcastic outlook together with these products.
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Still Sucking Oxygen was created when someone asked me one day how I was doing with all these covid-19 pandemic changes going on and I responded matter of factly, “Still sucking oxygen.” A response my Pops used to give often with a nod and a wink.
That’s when it struck me to start this project for Pops.
And now I am bringing our project to Zazzle. Share your sarcastic and cynical outlook on life with these customizable products. Requests accepted, just send me a message: Zazzle@StillSuckingOxygen.com
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View All CollectionsHalloween Holiday Supplies
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Sarcastic Dads
14 items
Sarcastic Moms
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Sarcastic Clothing
14 items
Cynical Drinkware
25 items
Funny Posters
5 items
Memes on Things
3 items
Skeptical Stickers
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Recent Sarcasms
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Latest Products Created
View All ProductsPumpkin Pie Fixes Everything - Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plate
Sale Price $2.48. Original Price $3.10.
Gobble Gobble Custom Thanksgiving Paper Plates
Sale Price $2.88. Original Price $3.60.
Funny Chakra Alignment T-Shirt
Price$45.25
Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein
Sale Price $40.17. Original Price $47.25.
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View All ProductsNormal People Scare Me - Funny Quote Mug
Sale Price $29.67. Original Price $34.90.
I'm not always sarcastic - Funny Quote Mug
Sale Price $29.67. Original Price $34.90.
Cranky Christmas Cheer - NO! NO! NO! Beer Stein
Sale Price $40.17. Original Price $47.25.
"I want to be nice but everyone is just so stupid" Poster
Sale Price $12.63. Original Price $14.85.
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