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Yes I am ... "the" surfpirate. Accept no cheap imitations. Husband. Father. Surfer. Schemer. Parrothead. Consumer of beer. Creator of the BN Critters comic strip and other equally idiotic enterprises. After 30 years of pretending to work in the corporate IT world, I walked (ran) away and retired early at age 53. Seriously. I highly recommend it. Focusing now on family, surfing and standup paddleboarding. In that order. Mostly. Plus I am finishing writing my latest book. It's 90% done. It's always that last 10% isn't it?
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Cape Hatteras Attitude T-Shirt
Cape Hatteras Attitude T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
Malibu Attitude T-Shirt
Malibu Attitude T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
Gulf Shores Attitude T-Shirt
Gulf Shores Attitude T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
Costa Rica Attitude T-Shirt
Costa Rica Attitude T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
No place ... Key West T-Shirt
No place ... Key West T-Shirt
Sale Price $34.43. Original Price $38.25.
No place ... JAMAICA T-Shirt
No place ... JAMAICA T-Shirt
Sale Price $54.54. Original Price $60.60.
No place ... Key West T-Shirt
No place ... Key West T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
No place ... Cancún T-Shirt
No place ... Cancún T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
No place ... Costa Rica T-Shirt
No place ... Costa Rica T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
A-1-A Key West dark T-Shirt
A-1-A Key West dark T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
A-1-A Key West light T-Shirt
A-1-A Key West light T-Shirt
Sale Price $34.43. Original Price $38.25.
A-1-A Key West T-Shirt
A-1-A Key West T-Shirt
Sale Price $47.43. Original Price $52.70.
Signature Logo Style T-Shirt
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Signature Logo Style T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
Viva Las Parrots T-Shirt
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Viva Las Parrots T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
Cape Hatteras Attitude T-Shirt
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Cape Hatteras Attitude T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
the surfpirate's SURF SHOP T-Shirt
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the surfpirate's SURF SHOP T-Shirt
Sale Price $53.64. Original Price $59.60.
surfpirateRADIO dot com T-Shirt
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surfpirateRADIO dot com T-Shirt
Sale Price $50.63. Original Price $56.25.
'putergaters Shirt
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'putergaters Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
The 2010 BN Critters Calendar
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The 2010 BN Critters Calendar
Sale Price $45.61. Original Price $53.65.
HAWAIIAN FIVE O'clock T-Shirt
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HAWAIIAN FIVE O'clock T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.81. Original Price $36.45.
A-1-A Key West dark T-Shirt
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A-1-A Key West dark T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
Lawn People Event Security (light) T-Shirt
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Lawn People Event Security (light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.91. Original Price $45.45.
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