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I'm Lindy Vogel, Editor-in-Chief of Sweary Mommy. I'm a salty bitch, mom of six, and digital creator. The Sweary Mommy Merch store started as a sassy sticker store for promoting SwearyMommy.com--a humor and topical essay publication for moms, dads, nonbinary parents, grandparents, teachers, and other caregivers. We laugh; we say bad words. And we're fucking rad.

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