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Insane purveyor of random things and aspiring chef, Valark finds that there are far too many apparel items on the market that look to advertise a brand or make some sort of sense. This displeases Valark greatly, and inspires him to draw any nonsensical idea that occurs to him and plaster it onto t-shirts and the like. Valark rather enjoys writing about himself in the third-person and hopes that you find his apparel useful in clothing yourself to your satisfaction.
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Synonym Roll T-Shirt
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Big Brother Isn't Interested T-Shirt
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Communist Cane Holiday Card
Sale Price $4.13. Original Price $5.50.
Danger T-Shirt
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Happiness Poster
Price$26.70
WTF T-Shirt
Price$38.25
Woodrow Poster
Price$22.00
Hat Zombie Stickers
Price$13.90
Communist Cane Baby Bodysuit
Price$31.25
OctoMobster T-Shirt
Price$45.45
Smoking T-Shirt
Price$36.45
Lightning T-Shirt
Price$39.25
Woodrow T-Shirt
Price$39.25
Communist Cane Holiday Card
Sale Price $4.13. Original Price $5.50.
Cursor T-Shirt
Price$36.45
Tofu Block! T-Shirt
Price$39.25
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