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ThenWear was created by comedy writer Andy Marlatt (SatireWire.com, BBC television and radio), who decided to imagine what T-shirts would have looked like before T-shirts existed. A truly original shop for historic, political and vintage t-shirts and more, ThenWear offers historic tour shirts from the likes of Darwin, Attila the Hun, Galileo and Mozart, and sells historic spring break gear (Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, East Germany). Famous political figures like Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and even George W. Bush find an outlet here too.
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Franklin Pierce: The Original Worst President Ever T-Shirt
Franklin Pierce: The Original Worst President Ever T-Shirt
Sale Price $50.62. Original Price $59.55.
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Sale Price $43.48. Original Price $51.15.
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Sale Price $40.93. Original Price $48.15.
Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Sale Price $51.26. Original Price $60.30.
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Sale Price $34.98. Original Price $41.15.
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Sale Price $47.43. Original Price $55.80.
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
Sale Price $2.48. Original Price $3.10.
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $45.22. Original Price $53.20.
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
Sale Price $46.46. Original Price $54.65.
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Worst Political Campaign Slogans 2018 Calendar
Worst Political Campaign Slogans 2018 Calendar
Sale Price $46.63. Original Price $54.85.
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Sale Price $48.28. Original Price $56.80.
Great Tours of History 2016 Calendar
Great Tours of History 2016 Calendar
Sale Price $48.28. Original Price $56.80.
General Washington Crossing the Universe Postcard
General Washington Crossing the Universe Postcard
Sale Price $2.36. Original Price $2.95.
Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware Canvas Print
Washington Cross-Dressing the Delaware Canvas Print
Price$202.45
Washington Crossing the Universe Pillow
Washington Crossing the Universe Pillow
Price$99.20
George Washington Crossing I-90 Cleveland Decorative Cushion
George Washington Crossing I-90 Cleveland Decorative Cushion
Price$85.20
George Washington Crossing I-490 Cleveland T-Shirt
George Washington Crossing I-490 Cleveland T-Shirt
Sale Price $32.52. Original Price $38.25.
James Polk Campaign Poster
James Polk Campaign Poster
Price$87.75
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Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
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Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $43.48. Original Price $51.15.
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
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Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Sale Price $48.28. Original Price $56.80.
Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
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Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
Sale Price $52.62. Original Price $61.90.
Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
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Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
Sale Price $37.19. Original Price $43.75.
President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
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President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $35.02. Original Price $41.20.
Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
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Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
Sale Price $46.37. Original Price $54.55.
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
Price$120.00
George Washington Election 1789 Poster
George Washington Election 1789 Poster
Price$135.00
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
Price$91.55
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